ninjachibi117:

dunflower:

isn’t it ironic how it’s frowned upon for teenage girls to be sexually confident yet everything they do is sexualized

LOUDER

(via sad--gittarius)

bushime:

Guysss dont do the thing when writing an essay you write random words after a paragraph and then turn them white to increase word count!!! My college english teacher has been catching people left and right trying this because his computer screen formats the paper differently so he can see where the added words are, and he also turns the papers into audio with some program and he can hear all of the words you turned white. Its considered cheating and some of these students are in BIG trouble! Please just turn words like don’t, couldnt and didn’t ect into do not, could not and did not. It increases your word count and is not something that will get you in trouble!

(via lanadelphoxx)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: evabullied.us, via stabs)

crystal-version:

me: has my pokemon use bite

enemy pokemon: *flinches*

me:

(via fag)

whatevskies:

sorry i couldn’t hear you over my internal monologue 

(via stabs)

lordtrash:

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we think minions are all male. they’re just awful yellow potato hellspawn. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless and they’re terrible and i never want to see another one again

(via sad--gittarius)

mechromage:

westnilestyle:

and I really wanted to capture my thinking process when I was still dopey from the anesthesia, so I asked my mom to give me a pen and paper the second I woke up

you know what i fucking drew???? 

i drew god damn pepes i drew fucking memes im a shitty ass meme lover the truth is out theres no going back i hate myself

“LIZARD Jet Fuel melt obam”

(via fag)

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

(via theimpolitecanadian-deactivated)